Man, I love college

~HARLOW~

That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again Man, I love college

Where is all this, Asher Roth you liar...

What party, what booze, I don' even have enough time to sleep.

*sigh*

I can't tell you what I learned from school but I could tell you a story or two, um Yeah, of course I learned some rules Like don't pass out with your shoes on And don't leave the house 'til the booze gone And don't have sex if she's too gone When it comes to condoms put two on Then tomorrow night find a new jawn

(Don't mind me, its the only thing I have to rant about these days.)

Tick Tok Tick Tok...

~HARLOW~

Hikery dikery dock
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck 1
I screamed out loud
Exams are now round the clock

zzZZ...

When will this torture end, day in day out, all I ever do is study. I don't think I've ever studied this much in the past 10 odd years. My life is starting to become very methodical, Wake up - go to school (Even if school starts late, I will still go to sch early to study) - study - go home - study - sleep - wake up and repeat.

Its a vicious cycle, the worse thing about all of this is, after all that studying, I don't feel like I'm going anywhere fast. To make matters worse, CA's are comming up and exams are in November.

ARRRGH!!!

Stress arh!!!

~HARLOW~

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather be awake when I'm asleep
Cuz everything is never as it seems

But seriously, I do wish that the Earth would turn slowly. Everything thing is moving so damn freaking fast. School just started, NTU degree in Electrical Electronics Engineering. Its basically the 2nd week, 3rd week starts tml and I'm already stressing my brains out. Feels like my exams are starting tml.

The problem is actually very simple, I forgot every damn thing I had learned in Poly (2 years spent in the Aire Force). All my basics are screwed, and the way the lecturers here teach, its a freaking nightmare. Subjects that took us 1 month or 2 to cover in Poly, now is being done in 1 hour.

If only things would just slow down. I still want to enjoy abit of my uni life. Although it seems like a really difficult thing to do at the rate things are going.

*sigh* Guess I'll just havta take it one step at a time.

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather be awake when I'm asleep
Because my dreams are bursting at the seems

Lyrics from Fireflies by Owl City

Puppet Master

~HARLOW~

Okay...not many people know of him, but most know of Achmed: The Dead Terrorist. Ventriloquist and one of the best Stand Up Comedians in the world Jeff Dunham has an array of puppets. Ranging from: Peanut, Walter, Achmed the Dead Terrorist, Jose Jalapeno on a Stick and Bubba J. To the not so frequently seen Melvin The Superhero Guy and Sweet Daddy D

Here's a clip of Bubba J sing "Road Kill Christmas" on Jeff Dunham's "A Very Special Christmas Special". I know its not Christmas but still, hilarious.

Check out the rest of the show if you can, I laughed to hard it gave me a freaking headache. Could not stop laughing.

Got my dog my dog and a six pack inside my truck
My wife rides in the back because she won't shut up
There's a deer in the headlights though it might be a sin
I gunned the motor and run over him

It's a road kill Christmas
Innocent cretin arise
It's a road kill Christmas
Cause they freeze when the light hits their eyes

She loaded him into the back of the truck
I was driving us home that's when he done woke up
I couldn't believe what I saw in my rear view mirror
My wife was a wrestling with a mad deer

It's a road kill Christmas
She has fifty pounds over him
It's a road kill Christmas
It was no time till she had him pinned

By the time we got home
He was her pet
That night he slept on my side of the bed
I had to spend the night out in my truck
But I had some beer so I didn't give a...darn

A couple days later I made him a deal
If he worked for me
Then he would not be my next meal
I covered his antlers with foil and then
I plugged the TV cable into his rear end

Its a road kill Christmas
Every Sunday he's up on my roof
It's a road kill Christmas
I get NASCAR and the NFL too

It's a road kill Christmas
That dumb deer changed my life
It's a road kill Christmas
Next time I run over my wife

I apologies if I get some of the words wrong, its not that easy to hear. =)

Enjoy...